TACOMA CRIME SPREE, IN A WIG: Style-savvy cops dish robber's "ugly" hairdos

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Someone's been knocking over Washington State banks, and cops don't like the looks of her. From the Spokesman-Review:

The robber, whose trademark disguise includes what detectives describe as “hyper ugly wigs,” struck Monday in north Spokane. Deputies were dispatched at 12:17 p.m. to the Chase bank branch at 822 W. Francis Ave. after employees said a woman entered the building and demanded money while implying that she had a weapon, sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. Dave Reagan said.

You know how bitchy detectives can be!

PHOTO: Pre-teen Anderson Cooper, wearing a wig on TV

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While AC was conversing with another talking head, a picture of a child in a purple costume flashed across the screen.
 
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute," Cooper said. "Did we just put a picture of me when I was like nine years old on To Tell The Truth."
 
"Are you saying I was a brat? Where did this picture suddenly materialize from? I'm being told in the control room that it was a technical glitch. I don't believe that for a second."

COURT DATE FOR NUDE GARDENER: Legal woes for modern-day Adam

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So, Donald Sprigg, 62 (not pictured), doffs his duds when he gardens at home in Cirencester, England. Too bad for him---his nosy neighbors don't like it but don't have the good sense to simply look away. They took secret pix of him and now he's been hauled into court!

From the sensational Sun:

A KEEN nudist has ended up in court - after horrified neighbours complained about him digging his garden while NAKED.

Donald Sprigg, 62, who admits regularly stripping off to tend his garden, is facing three charges of outraging public decency. His actions are said to have caused "harassment, alarm or distress" to residents close to his home in Cirencester, Gloucs. But Sprigg says he only gardens in the nude when he knows his near neighbours are away.

He claims that complaints came from residents 150 yards away - who filmed him from their balcony using a long-distance lens.

No word on how all of this will affect another controversial nude British gardener, Nude Leslie.

IT WAS A WIG: Bank robber grabs lady's hair, gets a surprise!

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 From KWTX.com:

Bank Robber Grabs Woman By The Hair, But Woman Was Wearing A Wig

NEWARK, N.J. (May 3, 2011)—An FBI reported on an attempted bank robbery in northern New Jersey says the would-be robber grabbed a woman by the hair, as he tried to leave the bank with more than $47,000.

But the report says the woman was wearing a wig and managed to wriggle free when the hairpiece came loose.

 

NUDE AT THE DONUT SHOP: "Christian naturist" does Tim Horton's drive-thru

Nude religious nut, in Canada; from Canada.com:

A self-described Christian naturist arrested for passing through a Tim Horton's drive-thru in the buff returned to court Monday in Bracebridge, Ont.
 
Brian Coldin, [sic] was charged with three counts of being nude on public property and two counts of being nude on private property within view of the public.
 
The incidents, which are said to have taken place between April 2008 and May 2009, include hiking through a public park, passing through drive-thrus at both Tim Horton's and A&W and getting into an argument with a family that mistakenly visited the beach at Coldin's High Falls Resort clothing optional water park in Bracebridge, 190 kilometres north of Toronto.

Whoops!

UTAH WIG HORROR: Man robs Sandy, UT, bank wearing sandy-colored wig

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The report calls the wig white; our experts examined the photo and find it closer to an ashy blond. From ksi.com:

SANDY -- The FBI is looking for new information regarding an armed robbery in September at the Credit Union Service Center in Sandy.

A man wearing a white wig, white hat, and dark sunglasses walked into the Service Center at 57 W. 10600 South at approximately 4:30 p.m. on September 23. He drew a gun, jumped over the counter, threatened and demanded money from a teller.